Group Of Friends Made A Gingerbread Iron Throne

December 22, 2015


This is the gingerbread Iron Throne built by a group of friends for the holidays. I like all the little swords, I bet they double as toothpicks. You know the little plastic swords they put fruit on when you order a cocktail? I collect those, and once I have enough I'm going to glue them all to a piece of poster board in the shape of a pirate ship. I am an artiste. "You are a hoarder." DON'T TOUCH MY NEWSPAPERS.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks again to carey, who, for two tips in one day, gets to take the D.A.R.E. bear home for the night.

  • Andy Green

    "Gingerbread Iron Throne" doesn't make sense. Surely it's just a "Gingerbread Throne".

  • Skagosi Unicorn

    It's called "the iron throne". It's made of hundreds of thousands of swords, and therefore probably not completely made of iron anyway.

  • dlb

    Wheres the milk?

  • Skagosi Unicorn

    There is at least one dong amongst the swords.

  • Jenness

    OMG! Now I see it too! That's great - good eye!

  • Edward

    I see it too! lol

  • Jenness

    Who has friends that are that handy? Not me
    This is how it would go down:

    1) Friends come over as baked stuff is cooling on counter
    2) Wine / Alcohol would be poured as they look at directions
    3) Someone gets hungry and eats a sword because the 'follow directions group' and 'just start putting shit together group' can't make up their minds
    5) Argument happens, Dog somehow gets in house and eats something, gingerbread pieces disappearing in increasingly drunk mouths
    8) Project abandoned as people start closing one eye to focus while trying to take selfies
    9) One person starts to cry about their crap love life
    10) Someone hooks up with crybaby to shut them up
    11) I decide that what is needed is me singing Mahalia Jackson's O Holy Night
    12) I get sick and throw up gingerbread and icing outside in the backyward. Dog eats it. I gross out and puke again in vicious non-stopping cycle for 20 minutes.
    13) I come inside and only people left are the awkward couple banging on my bed loudly while dog barks at them.

    Merry Christmas!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Here's how it would go at my house:

    Me: Let's make something out of gingerbread.
    Wife: That's fucking stupid.
    Me: Oh you're right. Nevermind then.

    Those roles could easily be reversed and it would still be accurate.

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