Giant Mastiff Casually Completes Dog Agility Course

December 11, 2015

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This is a video of Zeus the Mastiff completing a dog agility course at the Rocky Mountain Cluster Dog Show. Are Rocky Mountain Clusters anything like Rocky Mountain Oysters? Because I've eaten those before, and I would eat them again. Maybe not all in one bite though. Zeus tackles the course at his own pace, which, as far as paces go, is similar to the pace I operate at in the morning before I get a couple cups of coffee in me. FUN FACT: When I was a kid my mom wouldn't let me drink coffee so I would make my own pretend coffee with dirt from the yard. For some reason they were cool with that.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to TheAngryGnome, who is probably upset he's not receiving any royalties for all the garden gnomes made in his likeness.

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    Zeus is a fucking Champion.

  • krampus

    this dog has inspired me to create a new form of measurements. Microfucks. He obviously doesn't give a full fuck about completing this course but he might give 5 microfucks.

  • Jenness

    This made me smile so bright! I think the world would be a better and healthier place if everyone just got out and moved the best they could and were cheered on.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Good for him. My mastiff lacks the concentration to do this. She'd just lay down and go to sleep.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This mastiff has an overall body language of "meh... I don't give a shit". Still doing surprisingly well on an agility course which is usually run by much smaller dogs that weigh less than 50 pounds.

  • Munihausen

    Kardashian appearances are getting a bit underwhelming, no?

  • WhiteEagle2

    I don't know why, but I think that would have been amazing if he had a cowboy hat on.

  • Andrew

    You be hilarious, son! I chuckled heartily.

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