This is a video of Zeus the Mastiff completing a dog agility course at the Rocky Mountain Cluster Dog Show. Are Rocky Mountain Clusters anything like Rocky Mountain Oysters? Because I've eaten those before, and I would eat them again. Maybe not all in one bite though. Zeus tackles the course at his own pace, which, as far as paces go, is similar to the pace I operate at in the morning before I get a couple cups of coffee in me. FUN FACT: When I was a kid my mom wouldn't let me drink coffee so I would make my own pretend coffee with dirt from the yard. For some reason they were cool with that.
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Thanks to TheAngryGnome, who is probably upset he's not receiving any royalties for all the garden gnomes made in his likeness.