There's an online app over at StarWars.com that allows you to create your own opening crawl, just like in the movies! This is the one I made for Episode 69. Sounds like a pretty cool movie, right? I called J.J. to see if he wanted to collaborate on Episode 8 but the person on the other line told me 1. there's no J.J. Abrams that works at J.J's Pizza (I used the yellow pages) but 2. I could get a large two topping pizza, breadsticks and a 2-liter of Coke for $13.99. TL;DNR: pepperoni and jalapenos.
Thanks to Mikael, who refused to show me his crawl, presumably because it was erotic in nature. Hey, I almost went there too.