Drunken Jedi: The Lightsaber Hilt Drinking Flask

December 16, 2015


This is the conceptual lightsaber hilt drinking flask designed by if Industries (previously: their Han Solo blaster flask). It looks like a robot's penis, holds a couple ounces of booze, and is the perfect flask to take to go see the new Star Wars movie in the the theater. WHICH I ALREADY GOT TO SEE EARLY. I enjoyed it enough, but I think the whole rebelling against the Capitol to save the poor districts is a pretty overplayed theme. "I'm pretty sure you just saw the new Hunger Games." I was about to say, you'd be shocked how little outerspace or lightsabers there were. Also, the theater was empty except for like eight girls. Regardless, I still give it 2.5 out of 4 movie theater hotdogs (it would have been a solid 3 but the other half I choked on and puked up into my popcorn bag).

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to if industries, who should send me these things if they're ever made into real products.

  • If a 'Jedi' asks you if you want drink from his lightsaber, turn him down.
    Not falling for that one again.

  • Francisca Nguyen

    I have scored 87k dollars so far this year working online and I am a full time student. I am attached with an online business entity that I heard about and I have earned such great cash. It is really user friendly and I feel myself lucky to have that option. Why not try this.


  • sane37

    Your Jedi skills are weak, padawan.
    Convinced I am not

  • Bling Nye

    Blade is flaccid.

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