This is the conceptual lightsaber hilt drinking flask designed by if Industries (previously: their Han Solo blaster flask). It looks like a robot's penis, holds a couple ounces of booze, and is the perfect flask to take to go see the new Star Wars movie in the the theater. WHICH I ALREADY GOT TO SEE EARLY. I enjoyed it enough, but I think the whole rebelling against the Capitol to save the poor districts is a pretty overplayed theme. "I'm pretty sure you just saw the new Hunger Games." I was about to say, you'd be shocked how little outerspace or lightsabers there were. Also, the theater was empty except for like eight girls. Regardless, I still give it 2.5 out of 4 movie theater hotdogs (it would have been a solid 3 but the other half I choked on and puked up into my popcorn bag).
Keep going for one more shot.
Thanks to if industries, who should send me these things if they're ever made into real products.