Drunken Jedi: The Lightsaber Hilt Drinking Flask

December 16, 2015

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This is the conceptual lightsaber hilt drinking flask designed by if Industries (previously: their Han Solo blaster flask). It looks like a robot's penis, holds a couple ounces of booze, and is the perfect flask to take to go see the new Star Wars movie in the the theater. WHICH I ALREADY GOT TO SEE EARLY. I enjoyed it enough, but I think the whole rebelling against the Capitol to save the poor districts is a pretty overplayed theme. "I'm pretty sure you just saw the new Hunger Games." I was about to say, you'd be shocked how little outerspace or lightsabers there were. Also, the theater was empty except for like eight girls. Regardless, I still give it 2.5 out of 4 movie theater hotdogs (it would have been a solid 3 but the other half I choked on and puked up into my popcorn bag).

Keep going for one more shot.

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Thanks to if industries, who should send me these things if they're ever made into real products.

  • If a 'Jedi' asks you if you want drink from his lightsaber, turn him down.
    Not falling for that one again.

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  • sane37

    Your Jedi skills are weak, padawan.
    Convinced I am not

  • Bling Nye

    Blade is flaccid.

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