This is the Hatching Dinosaur Candle available from Firebox. It costs $45 *spit-takes Sunny D* and reveals a porcelain baby raptor as it melts. Plus Firebox points out you get to keep the baby dinosaur after the candle is finished, just in case you thought it was just on loan and you might have to send it back or something. Obviously I want one, but if I went around spending $45 on every novelty candle I fell in love with, well, I would probably just own this one because I don't know if I've ever fallen in love with another $45 candle before. I don't even think I've SEEN another $45 candle before. I don't shop at nice places. I don't even shop. I just FIND things. The hat I've been wearing? Found it on the curb outside a strip mall. At first it made my head rash but now it's just itchy.
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Thanks again to Adam, who, for two viable tips in a row, gets to spin the prize wheel. Just kidding, there is no prize wheel. There should be though.