Darth Vader And R2-D2 Women's Thigh-High Stockings

December 4, 2015

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They're not actually thigh-highs, they're just made to look like they are. They are full tights. $20 gets you a pair of both Darth Vader and R2-D2. They're the perfect stockings for letting everyone know that yes, you've seen Star Wars before. Or for tricking people into thinking you've seen Star Wars before. I have only seen the second one (The Wrath Of Khan?). Ever since I was a kid I've never really watched movies, I've always played video games. But I gauge all the time I've spent playing video games on the number of full-length movies I could have watched instead. For instance, right now I'm about 37 movies deep into Fallout 4 and I'll probably do another two or three tonight. It's Friday, I'm gonna get wild.

Keep going for closeups.

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Thanks to Rebecca, who's holding out for Jawa and Admiral Ackbar stockings.

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