This is a video of a Boeing 777 landing at the Frankfurt Airport. Except instead of a traditional landing somebody CGI'd the footage so the plane turns into a Transformer and lands on its feet. Then it runs off to the nearest hangar to drop his payload off at customs. And by drop his payload off at customs I mean take a dump. You might think I'm kidding, but I'm not. I'm being serious. I'm also being held against my will in what appears to a small, dirty bathroom. Just kidding, it's my bathroom, I guess I passed out on the can after lunch again. I'd get up but my legs are so numb it might be another hour.
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Thanks to MCMLXXIV, who agrees anybody on that flight that wasn't wearing their safety belt probably isn't doing so hot right now.