This is the artificial blue Christmas tree that redditor enhydra-lutris turned into Cookie Monster using a black pillow case and some styrofoam balls. Are there anything styrofoam balls can't be used for? "Sexy toys?" I beg to differ. They're also perfect for making your own model of the solar system to hang above your bed, so you can count Uranuses when you're trying to fall asleep. I have all the planets up there (including Pluto), and the ladies LOVE it. "Ladies?" Lady. "Lady?" My dog likes to watch it.
Thanks to Gemma, who remembers an interactive talking Christmas tree at the mall when she was a kid. OMG -- we must have gone to the same mall growing up! Madison Square?!