Did you know there's a new Star Wars movie coming out? That was news to me. Of course I only get my news from the postman who makes the trek to my mountain cave twice a year (once if the bridge trolls are on strike), so I'm usually a little behind. This is a video of Blendtec guy Tom Dickson blending a Jar Jar Binks toy. It was not as cathartic as I was hoping it would be. Maybe because, deep down, I know that Jar Jar really grew on me. Like a wart. A wart with an ugly face that you just want to cut off with a knife but you're too afraid to because you don't have medical insurance and are worried it will never stop bleeding.
Hit the jump for the video, then take all your roommate's vintage Star Wars toy and see if they blend and/or burn.
Thanks to Thurston Howell III, who did very little to help the group get off the island.