Will It Blend Guy Blends Jar Jar Binks Toy To Celebrate Upcoming Star Wars Movie

November 25, 2015


Did you know there's a new Star Wars movie coming out? That was news to me. Of course I only get my news from the postman who makes the trek to my mountain cave twice a year (once if the bridge trolls are on strike), so I'm usually a little behind. This is a video of Blendtec guy Tom Dickson blending a Jar Jar Binks toy. It was not as cathartic as I was hoping it would be. Maybe because, deep down, I know that Jar Jar really grew on me. Like a wart. A wart with an ugly face that you just want to cut off with a knife but you're too afraid to because you don't have medical insurance and are worried it will never stop bleeding.

Hit the jump for the video, then take all your roommate's vintage Star Wars toy and see if they blend and/or burn.

Thanks to Thurston Howell III, who did very little to help the group get off the island.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Jar Jar did his job too well.

  • Alexander Matthew Tootall Somm

    im pretty sure they did this becuz hes gonna be a sith or at least a bad guy in the new movie/movies

  • stuffsticks

    As a person that actually tried to remove a wart with a pair of scissors i can offer you some advice, A. it does stop bleeding but it takes a while. B. unless you go like 1/2cm deep it will just grow back again.

  • GeneralDisorder

    JarJar is a sith lord. This is a good thing.

  • TheQiwiMan


  • Bling Nye

    ...this pleases me.

  • Does your postman come at night? Is it a...Star Trek...?

  • Ed

    Very Satisfying. I saw some wires; was this a talking action figure? If so, I would have loved to hear him say "how rude" just before going in. Damn you Jar Jar you stole that line from Full House. No forgiveness!

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