This is the $40 LED Potion Desk Lamp available from ThinkGeek. The touch-activated lamp has an area of effect of about five feet and can be set to glow red, green, yellow or blue, or slowly fade through the whole spectrum. What's your favorite color potion? I like the purple ones that give me increased LABEEDO. "You didn't even spell it right." Please, when you have a penis like this you don't need to know how to spell. Unfortunately, the liquid in these potions is actually solid resin so they're undrinkable. But did that stop me from shattering the bottle on my desk and trying to chew the pieces? "I'm guessing not." Is my mouth bleeding?
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Thanks to Andyman, who agrees the best desk lamps aren't lamps at all, they're torches and also a serious fire hazard.