This is a very worthwhile video of one of the most beautiful human specimens I've ever seen in my life demonstrating his sick Dance Evolution skills. He has got ALL THE MOVES. Sadly, when God was handing out dance moves I think I got skipped. Just kidding, I fell asleep at the front of the penis line, and the rest is history.
Hit the jump for the performance of a lifetime.
Thanks to Lizzy, who agrees when Mario comes to watch you dance at an arcade, you know you've made it.