This is a video of really-looking-to-go-professional vaper Danny LoLo with a cool smoke ring trick. How does he get the smoke to spiral on that second blow? Those look like the kind of tricks you can only learn from a wizard. You know I had a wizard offer to teach me magic once. But he said I had to complete a bunch of quests for him first and when I finally finished them all it turns out he wasn't a wizard after all, just a guy who lived in the woods and loved getting high but hated running his own errands.
Keep going for the Facebook video. Hopefully it works for you. If it doesn't I want you to write Mark Zuckerberg directly and tell him to give me a cushy job with a corner office.
Thanks to Dermody, who prefers blowing bubble gum bubbles.