Two Fencers Perform Choreographed Lightsaber Duel At The 2015 Fencing Senior World Championships

November 12, 2015


This is a video of two fencers performing a choreographed lightsaber duel at the 2015 Fencing Senior World Championships. It's weird to think of seniors fencing, I always imagined they'd be more into jousting on account of their wheelchairs and all. "Not that kind of senior." WHATEVER. This is basically the opposite of that couple's lightsaber battle first dance at their wedding. Now, what do you say you and I take two of the 4-foot fluorescent bulbs out of the fixture above my cubicle and show my coworkers what a real Jedi battle looks like? *waving hand* "What are you doing?" I'm trying to Jedi mind trick you into saying yes! "But why does it smell?" Okay yeah I was really just trying to fan a fart away.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to camcamcam, who's trying to build a lightsaber that's rainbow colored and points the way to hidden leprechaun gold.

  • Graig

    a staff lightsaber would be the worst lightsaber. if you needed to strike fast you wouldn't be able to because you would cut yourself with the other side.

  • Markas Paliokas

    so much acting just looks like two losers playing with their toys

  • palpable ovaltine

    Darth Emo needs a scrunchie.

  • Oscaruzzo

    This is much better

  • Ozolz .

    This coreographed dance/fight makes Luke´s lightsaber wielding look like mad man mowing down grass

  • Kanger

    Mute it and play this

  • Miguel Calvimonte

    Thanks! that works a lot better know :)

  • Wyldstaar

    Okay, they've got great choreography and performed it with few flaws. I'll give them that. Well done.

    Sadly, this is what the Prequels have done to many of the kids who grew up with them. Fancy pre-rehearsed duels don't have any emotional content to them seem cool. All flash, no substance.

  • Andyman7714

    Not a lot of fans of senior world championship fencing I see.

  • For two consistent minutes that's pretty good.
    Some talented editor will find this and add the Imperial March and lightsaber sound effects.

  • Daniel Parker

    Between the music and Mr witch toes, I think I've had better looking fights with bread-sticks at a wedding.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You had me at Mr witch toes.

  • Daniel Parker

    Obvious Skill like...They nail something amazing. It just had such a weird heavy swimming pool boredom.

  • n.g.

    Wow. "swimming pool boredom" Spot on. great way to explain it

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