This Way To My Sonic Screwdriver: Doctor Who Sheets

November 19, 2015


These are the classy adult-size bed Doctor Who sheets available exclusively from ThinkGeek. So if you wanted to buy them at JC Penney you can forget about it. They come in twin, full, queen, and king-size, cost $20 - 30, and include a fitted sheet, flat sheet, and two pillow cases (except the twin -- it only comes with one because you're either sleeping alone or on top of another person). I just bought a set of the king size ones, and I'm going to use them to make a fort in my living room. Also, I like how they have that bigger on the inside poster on the wall in the photo. You know how I feel about sexual innuendo (I live for it). I also like the sonic screwdriver dildo on the table. "I don't think that's a dildo." Hey -- anything can be a dildo if you want it to be. "Anything?" ANYTHING. "Empty detergent bottle?" Empty OR full.

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Thanks to

  • Ollie Williams

    "Thanks to"

    Thanks to whom, GW? This is strike two.

  • Meh

    How very not interesting.

  • I've found that telling people that it's bigger on the inside doesn't have a positive effect.

  • Andrew Newton
  • Andrew Newton

    After consideration of your choice in sheets, the Ouija Board said no, definitely not.

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