Star Wars Characters Sculpted As Classic Greek Statues

November 12, 2015

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This is a series of faux-marble sculptures created by artist Travis Durden (not his real name) featuring Star Wars character heads on classic Greek sculpture bodies. Do they all have penises? I sure hope so. I've always wanted to see how I size up next to Darth Vader and Boba Fett. Many Bothans died to bring me a rumor that Darth Vader actually has a lightsaber for a penis. Yoda? "Like a teensy little pickle." Are you kidding me? You do NOT want to get into a size contest with that guy. Two words: Sarlaac pits. "What about them?" He has sex with them.

Keep going for the rest.

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Thanks to Dunc, who agrees there is nothing more beautiful than a tasteful nude.

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