Science: Pizza Slice Shot At Butt In Super Slow-Motion

November 16, 2015

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Because some people still believe in doing real science, this is a video of a slice of pizza being shot at a thonged butt in super slow-motion (previously: gummi bears). I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly that I don't want to eat pizza after it's touched a butt. Just kidding, of course I would. I'd eat pizza after it's touched just about any body part, including the roof of pizza rat's mouth.

Hit the jump for the video, which is probably NSFW depending on how your employer feels about pizza.

Thanks to Rosey, who agrees this is important.

  • √Čtienne Pelletier

    I dont know why thats a thging but ok

  • MustacheHam

    Quite the unusual way to get some ham on that slice of pizza. <:D

  • And now we know...for science.

    And if anyone wants to fire pizza at my butt, for science, obviously, I'm totally up for it.

  • Jacob

    do we...eat it afterwards? For science?

  • You should never waste food.

  • GeneralDisorder

    What kind of sick monster are you? Of course you eat the pizza. There are children starving in... IDK. Wherever there are starving children. You can't just mail them butt pizza. It'll spoil and all the assy goodness will be long gone by the time it arrives.

  • da1nonlysage

    That was infinitely worse than the Gummy Bear one.

  • dougfunnay

    my question is who cut that slice of pizza?
    because that is not how you cut pizza

  • DeathBotGamma

    I have a new favorite site. So long GW.

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