Because some people still believe in doing real science, this is a video of a slice of pizza being shot at a thonged butt in super slow-motion (previously: gummi bears). I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly that I don't want to eat pizza after it's touched a butt. Just kidding, of course I would. I'd eat pizza after it's touched just about any body part, including the roof of pizza rat's mouth.
Hit the jump for the video, which is probably NSFW depending on how your employer feels about pizza.
Thanks to Rosey, who agrees this is important.