Progress: Machine That Separates Egg Yolks From Whites

November 10, 2015

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You ever wonder how those brands like Egg Beaters separate the egg yolks from the whites to only sell you the healthier, not nearly as tasty part? Well this is how -- with a machine like this. It's weird, with the prices they charge for that stuff I would have thought they were all separated by hand. I'm kidding, I don't know what they charge for egg whites because I only shop in the microwavable dinner section of the grocery store. I am worth my weight in salt because my body is 110% sodium. My blood pressure is so through the roof it's literally watching my upstairs neighbors have sex right now.

Keep going for the video, as well as a BONUS video of how the eggs are cracked in the first place. SPOILER: Not at all like Humpty Dumpty.

Thanks to ALLan, who wants a machine that puts broken eggs back together again so he can sell it to all the king's horses and all the king's men and make a fortune repairing that clumsy ass Humpty Dumpty.

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