These are the padded LEGO slippers designed to prevent foot pain when you step on LEGO blocks because your kids don't put their toys away like you asked them to. Me? I used to love picking up all my LEGO bricks when I was a kid because I would pretend I was a human vacuum cleaner and suck them all up with my mouth. You should have seen the look on my mom's face the first time she saw me do it. She was proud, I could tell.
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Thanks to Dunc, who only wears steel-toed construction boots around LEGO bricks because that's what you're supposed to wear when you're building something.