This is the photo (video of the incident below) that a New York City subway rat allegedly took after climbing on a sleeping man's lap and activating his phone's camera. Clearly, Master Splinter is vainer than he would have you believe. 'I wanted to sext April but Michelangelo broke my phone' I imagine him trying to explain before realizing absolutely any other explanation would have been way less disturbing.
Keep going for a video of the guy doing the holy shit there's a rat on my lap dance, then call the whole thing fake in the comments.
Thanks to Luc, who always keeps a piece of pizza in his pocket to make rat friends when he's riding the subway.