Now Where's That Pleasure-Bot?: A Fallout Condom

November 3, 2015


This is a Jimmy Hats brand condom from the Fallout franchise that somebody made. Jimmy Hats appeared in Fallout II and came in three varieties, none of which is the gold version seen above. I'm assume the gold version gives the wearer +5 charisma for 20 minutes or until they go limp, whichever comes first.
Jimmy Hats is a very reliable pre-War brand of condoms. They are still very reliable even 200 years after the Great War. They usually cost about $2.

Jimmy Hats condoms are available in three different variants. The ones in blue package are ribbed for her pleasure, the ones in green package contain phosphorous green dye #2 and are slathered in spermicidal lubricant for added protection, and the ones in red package contain phosphorous red dye #5 and have a yummy cinnamon bun flavor... or so you heard. These can be taken prior to having sex with Angela Bishop or Leslie Anne Bishop.

I really wish I'd had one of these things handy before testing Fisto the pleasure-bot I reprogrammed to service clients of the Atomic Wrangler Casino in New Vegas. I think he gave me something. Probably tetanus.

Keep going for a video of a player interacting with Fisto because let's all relive that memory, shall we? SPOILER: Dehydration.

Thanks to carey, who agrees life is going to change for the better in seven days. I sure hope so.

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