Look At Me, I'm Wicket: The Ewok Ears Hooded Scarf

November 16, 2015


This is the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf available from ThinkGeek. It costs $25 and kind of makes you look like an Ewok. I say kind of because I can still tell the girl in the picture is human. I am a detective. Besides, you don't want to look too much like an Ewok anyways or the stormtroopers will come after you. That's like dressing up as a deer and playing in the woods during hunting season.

Keep going for a shot from the rear in case you were worried it has 'KICK ME' embroidered in it or something (it does not).


Thanks to Elizabeth, who asked me to buy her one. No you buy me one!

  • ShartInYourJacuzzi

    Ewoks = the beginning of the end for SW

  • GeneralDisorder

    Ewoks only exist because there wasn't a budget for enough Wookie costumes...

  • If I wore this and didn't shave anything for awhile I might look like an Ewok - then all the Star Wars fan boys would want me!

  • TheQiwiMan

    My dingleberries bring all the boys to the yard!

  • Fercho

    My dingleberries bring all the droids to the yard!

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