Just Keep Calling, Even If I Don't Answer: Phone Case Vibrator Uses Your Phone's Vibrations To Get You Off

November 16, 2015

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The IZIVIBE is a phone case that uses your phone's vibrations to make it a vibrator. It has an app to utilize seven different vibration modes to get you off. The app can also be controlled by a long-distance lover when they're not around. Me? I can still be intimate with my girlfriend even at long distances because my penis can circle the globe. FACT: We can have sex standing back to back provided both the front door and kitchen window are open. So yeah, a phone case that doubles as a vibrator. Alternatively, tape a hairbrush to your phone and remove yourself from the Do Not Call List like a normal person.

  • Melissa

    "Alternatively, tape a hairbrush to your phone and remove yourself from the Do Not Call List like a normal person."

    Killed me.

  • Bling Nye

    I thought it was an extension for use with the hair brushing app that lets you use your phone as a brush. For your hair. She's holding it wrong in the picture.

  • "Why does your phone smell funny?"
    "Because it's been up my twat."

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