The IZIVIBE is a phone case that uses your phone's vibrations to make it a vibrator. It has an app to utilize seven different vibration modes to get you off. The app can also be controlled by a long-distance lover when they're not around. Me? I can still be intimate with my girlfriend even at long distances because my penis can circle the globe. FACT: We can have sex standing back to back provided both the front door and kitchen window are open. So yeah, a phone case that doubles as a vibrator. Alternatively, tape a hairbrush to your phone and remove yourself from the Do Not Call List like a normal person.