This is a video of a private outdoor parking garage in China. Apparently they're all the rage right now. Although I'm a little skeptical from the video since it never actually shows the thing fully closing. I imagine because it never actually did and just kept trying to close on the car's bumper until it tore it off. Still, it looks like a great place to park your car for a little privacy to have some fun. Know what I'm saying? "Sex, right?" What? No. I was going to say play a board game or tell scary stories or something. Why does everything have to be about sex with you? I always cover my car with a big blue tarp whenever I have to park it outside, because I'm classy. Jk jk, because my windows don't roll up. Technically because it doesn't have any.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to my buddy Kramer, who still parks his car in his neighbor's yard.