If you go to Google.com and search 'A long time ago in a galaxy far far away', the results will appear in a Star Wars opening style crawl, complete with audio. It worked for me in Chrome but not in Firefox. Many Bothans died to bring us this information. Just kidding, allegedly zero Bothans died although the smell in the men's restroom right now leads me to believe otherwise.
Thanks to everyone who sent this, who agree the best eggs are actually deviled. I'm going to eat least a dozen on Thanksgiving -- you watch.