Disney Releases Close Up Face Posters For The Main Characters In Star Wars: Force Awakens

November 4, 2015

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These are five new posters recently released by Disney featuring close-ups of some of the main characters, including Han Solo, Princess Leia, Finn, Rey and Kylo Ren. If you study them close enough you can uncover several subtle plot spoilers. Did you see what I saw? "What did you see?" You wasting your time looking for two minutes! I GOT YOU -- I GOT YOU SO GOOD. "You need help." I need a lot of things. Right now more than anything though I need a handful of anti-diarrhea pills.

Hit the jump for the other four.

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  • Peter Hajdin

    Anyone noticed the one with Leia says "December 17"?

  • DoSJoS

    Leia's isn't for the US, in Norway it launces the 16th of december.

    http://www.filmweb.no/film/...

  • Peter Hajdin

    So, how do you move to Norway then?

  • Steven Collatos

    Illuminati

  • Paticuus

    Harrison fords' nose is sideways. Why?

  • palpable ovaltine

    He broke it when he was young, a long long time ago...

  • DeathBotGamma

    Quite boring

  • Skitta Skitta

    illuminatieeeeeeeeeee http://bit.ly/1KkHFnV

  • Meh

    Harrison Ford, only memorable because of Bruno.

  • Ozolz .

    I dont care, seeing "Disney" and "Star Wars" will forever look like shit.
    BONUS RANT: Leia should have had a scalpel covering her right side coz that face has got some serious surgeon work.

  • GunTotingLib

    The surgeon should get some sort of award for turning a frumpy 50 year old Carrie into a completely doable 60 year old Carrie

  • egothebig

    No lovable sidekicks? C'mon JJ, wheres the camp in my space opera? How else are you gonna sell Burger King Kids Meals?!

  • Jon B

    So...the posters are telling us everyone is going to lose their right eyeballs?

  • Brian Cook

    nah, jj just has a thing for eyes

  • dougfunnay

    and shitty promotional posters apparently

  • The Real Plato

    I SEE ILLUMINATI SYMBOLS

  • egothebig

    They're everywhere. And everything. And everyone.

  • Ninja_Cricket

    Still no Luke. He's gotta be Kylo Ren

  • stuffsticks

    Luke is the new emperor. he has been working to undermine the force from the inside, but not to worry he will reveal himself in the 3rd act and assist to destroy the enemies so we can have a cherry wrap up reunion epilogue with all the original characters.

  • With ewoks dancing around a fire and shit? Can't wait!

  • TheQiwiMan

    Keep in mind Yoda was a huge character story-wise but didn't make an appearance until much later.

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