Darth Vader Eats It On A Self-Balancing Scooter Thingy

November 2, 2015

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This is a video of Darth Vader hitting a wall and eating shit on one of those self-balancing "hoverboard" scooter thingies, which apparently are all the rage right now. Has anybody ridden one? Are they fun? I see people on them ALL THE TIME. I think they look ridiculous. Of course I thought Segways looked ridiculous when they first came out but now-- "They still do." CORRECT.

Hit the jump for the video, then some manufacturer of these things send me one. I want it bad.

Thanks to Mensa, who refuses to let me join despite my persistent insistence that my IQ is "off the f***in' charts."

  • Mike Shaw

    hah losing it right now... if he had a ninebot mini that maybe wouldnt ate it? http://dchoverboards.com/ni...

  • Why do people keep calling these things 'hoverboards'?
    They're clearly not hovering - I can see the wheels!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I love that almost every video of these stupid board things has someone falling.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That's what he gets for filming vertically!

  • Johnny Amicci

    Saw this costume, really cool idea. The only one I liked better than this one was the Alladin costume with the flying carpet. Checkout www.hoverboardfaq.com for buyers guides, news and more.

  • Skyinferno

    His overconfidence was his downfall...

  • Steamboat

    He's dressed like Vader, but that driving was 100% Dark Helmet.

  • Thog

    You'd think that a sith lord would understand basic f*cking physics

  • Munihausen

    Hilarious misfortune.

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