Darth Vader Eats It On A Self-Balancing Scooter Thingy

November 2, 2015

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This is a video of Darth Vader hitting a wall and eating shit on one of those self-balancing "hoverboard" scooter thingies, which apparently are all the rage right now. Has anybody ridden one? Are they fun? I see people on them ALL THE TIME. I think they look ridiculous. Of course I thought Segways looked ridiculous when they first came out but now-- "They still do." CORRECT.

Hit the jump for the video, then some manufacturer of these things send me one. I want it bad.

Thanks to Mensa, who refuses to let me join despite my persistent insistence that my IQ is "off the f***in' charts."

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