Ask It If I'll Ever Have A Girlfriend: Giant Ouija Board Rug And Coffee Table Now Available (For A Small Fortune)

November 19, 2015


This is the Ouija board rug and coffee table imagined by Dave Delisle of Dave's Geek Ideas. It is now available as a custom commission from Tom Spina Designs. Pretty clever. You ever played with a Ouija board before? My friend had one growing up. We would stay up as late as we could and then ask it all sorts of questions about girls and our futures. It was pretty good at answering yes/no questions but anytime you asked a question that required spelling it was all nonsense. Apparently I was supposed to lose my virginity to a DNAHRUOY. Is that even a real name? "It's 'YOUR HAND' spelled backwards." Holy shit!

Thanks to Olivia, who actually heard screams when she set a Ouija board on fire, apparently because her little sister didn't want her burning all the board games.

  • Susie Jones-Benson

    I love this! Is anyone gong to make this table?

  • EastCoastSteff

    I'd buy the shit out of this rug/table combination!

  • Narwhal

    somebody please make this. i really want that rug and table. even if its just the rug, i can deal with that.

  • Amanda Gikas

    Email me at if you want! I know someone that has this rug and one of my husband's tables sitting on it. :)

  • Amanda Gikas

    If you are interested, My husband can make the table for you. OR he can make you a Ouija Board table.

  • Frank Viviano

    too bad this isn't real

  • Matty Spinny

    i want it and i want to attach a motorized radio controlled wheels to the coffee table!

  • MustacheHam

    Spirit: "This living room set really speaks to me".

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    It's all fun and games until the coffee table starts rearranging itself all the time.

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    reminds me of the 7th guest

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