Clever: A Clock That Looks Like An Analog Voltmeter

November 17, 2015


This is the Model AWK-105 Analog Voltmeter Clock designed by Awkward Engineer. It tells time with two analog meters, costs $140, and comes in both industrial gray and olive drab colorways. It's perfect for the mad scientist on your gift list. Don't have a mad scientist on your gift list? Then you need to get out there and MEET PEOPLE. I have THREE mad scientists on my gift list. Plus two warlocks, a handful of elves, a fairy, and a bearded lady. I've already decided I'm getting the bearded lady an electric razor.

Keep going for a couple more shots including the other color in case you have $140 to spend on a clock.




Thanks to Dave L, who tells time the old fashioned way: asking a rich person who can afford a pocketwatch.

  • oldfolkie

    I'm retired. My time's not that valuable

  • Ron

    Is there an alarm? Snooze?

  • Tom Carten

    I want that soooooo bad. I also want $140.

  • flwfg

    Novel idea and very interesting, would love to have one,but like most others, in these economical times and living on a fixed income.... Out of reach for me....I just got a replacement analog wall clock at Wal-Mart for $5.00....

  • 16vjohnny

    Really? This is a novelty item dude... you appear to understand that by your first comment, then proceed to tell us you got a regular clock for $5.00? I hate to break it to you, but if the goal was ONLY to tell time, I'm afraid you wasted the $5.00 as well. Thanks for the entirely irrelevant comment.

  • Murray Felstead

    No good. There's no second hand.

  • James Bryant

    Not difficult to do.

  • space_force_jericho

    Pretty sweet. Not sure it's $140 worth of sweet.

  • Michael Knight

    just don't take it to any school system in texas..... they'll call the bomb squad on ya.

  • Lee Onion George

    Or if your muslin, invite you to the white house.

  • 16vjohnny

    I love how this instantly went political. Seriously? Damn idiots.

  • qxe

    Muslin is a beautiful fabric, I think you can wear it to the White House!

  • Vince

    An atheist fggot. Bet your little weewee would fit in a thimble.

  • KryptoTSD

    I have just GOT to get me one of THESE!

  • Bling Nye

    Now, if they rig it to electrocute you when you hit the snooze button, I'm BUYING TWELVE.

  • Ollie Williams

    FUCK! The Olive Drab is out of stock. I had my credit card in hand.

  • Jon

    Simple! Get the white one and some Olive Drab acrylics! (easy to find colour thanks to people who paint miniature armies) An air brush or spray would get the best results.

  • Ollie Williams

    Yes, but then I'd have to recreate all the yellow pin striping and text.

  • Jon

    Stencils! And Yellow Ochre! :P

  • Ollie Williams

    Or just wait until it comes back in stock. ;)

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