This is the $35 Planetary Bowl set available from ThinkGeek (previously: planetary plates and glassware). The inside and outside look like the planets of the solar system, are dishwasher safe, but don't include Pluto. Several people in the ThinkGeek comments pointed out that's a deal breaker for them. Is that a deal breaker for you? What's a relationship deal breaker for you? Snoring? A dirty bathroom? One eye that doesn't open as far as the other? Body odor that smells like a chili cheese dog with diced onions? I'm only asking because those are all things I've been broken up with before and I'm looking for love.
Keep going for a couple more pictures.
Thanks to Christina M, who wants bowls that look like giant animal eyeballs.