But Will It Help Me Fly?: The Modern Man Cape

Little black riding hood here looks like an elderly dance teacher.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy.

I bet a hundred bucks they made 1 of these, then the dude's mom bought it to make him feel better. That's why they're "our of stock".

Well he looks a twat.
And who the hell thinks "I think I'll lounge around my house...I'll need a cape for that."
Ffycin stupid.

it does look kind of comfy though.

I could use one for sitting at home and keeping the heater off, but that's totally just a hooded poncho.

And where the fuck are his shoes? Why is this caped weirdo barefoot?

I'm more concerned about him wearing tights.

They're not tights.
Apparently they're 'meggings' - a word that both sickens me and makes me want to punch someone.

Cos it's a lounge cape, that you lounge around in your lounge. And if you're in your lounge, you'll most likely be bare foot rubbing your feet over a protitutes back in front of a comfy home burning fire.

No. Just no.

In the real world... Its called a Poncho... been around like, I don't know, forever maybe...

A poncho is a square folded in half. A cape is shaped like a cone.

A real cape connects to the neck and shoulders and hangs down the back... Does anyone think that Batman, Superman, Darth Vader or Dracula would wear this douchey p.o.s.?

What you describe is also called a cape. A "real" cape is still built roughly like a cone so that it can drape over the arms and chest. Some are open in the front, some are not. Long ones with more tailoring a less of a simple cone like Batman and Vader wear are technically cloaks.

Poncho = Square = Clint Eastwood
Cape = Circle/Cone = Robin Hood/Red Riding Hood

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Yo Joe...

the difference is a would actually wear a poncho
this thing is more decorative and has retarded little arm holes

No really forever, remember that little red riding hood chick? Oh and its for girls.

And boys... Specifically in the American southwest... The cowboy wore ponchos while they would herd cattle in the rain...

Here's what's up with these kind of stupid inventions. 1. It looks bad and 2. its not worth the money, even if it were a dollar.

A wearable blanket with a hood is totally worth a dollar. There may come a time when I have the flu and I'm shivering and shitting all over the place and the best possible solution is hoodie man-bun cape here. Or I guess I could just wear a fucking sweatshirt like a normal sick person.