This is a video of athlete Reko Rivera in an inflatable t-rex costume practicing obstacles for American Ninja Warrior. Obviously, a real t-rex would never make it very far on the show because of their tiny arms and poor upper body strength. I would never make it very far on the show because my penis weighs six pounds and bruises my legs when I run. "You might want to get that looked at." It's six pounds, people look at it ALL THE TIME. "That's not what I meant." I know what you meant, I just wanted to brag.
Hit the jump for the video, then let's go practice running up the wall in the conference room.
Thanks to Becky G, who agrees there should be way more dinosaurs on reality television shows.