Star Trek The Next Generation Uniform Messenger Bags

October 20, 2015


These are the Star Trek TNG Uniform Messenger Bags available from ThinkGeek ($70). They actually look pretty quality. Just don't carry the red one unless you want to get smacked by a bus on the way to work.

These Star Trek TNG Uniform Messenger Bags feature the red, blue, and gold division colors of ST:TNG along with a metal combadge affixed to the exterior. The interior features a sweet ST:TNG-themed lining and padding all around. Underneath the flap, which secures with magnets and a strap, the top closes with a zipper to keep all your stuff safe. But probably the most unique aspect of this bag is right above the organizer section under the flap - it's got pips! Each bag comes with 4 gold pips (cleverly rendered as riveted snaps) and 1 black pip so you can tell the world how you rank.

I used to carry a messenger bag when I was in college. I did a lot of things when I was in college though. Many of them really embarrassing. Freshman year I bought these fake leather pants that were made out of plastic and I wore them to a bonfire party and I got too close to the fire and they melted to my legs. The girl I had a crush on made fun of me so hard I almost dropped out and moved back home with my parents.

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Thanks to carey, who's holding out for a purple one.

  • Andrew Lukman

    I want a spock/bones blue one... PLEASE!!!!

  • S David O'Shea

    GW - your first link above actually links back to this same story on Geeks Are Sexy, from 3 days ago. Please tell us you aren't poaching their stuff!

  • TheQiwiMan

    Just when I thought I wasn't really a Trekkie any more... these are actually pretty fantastic.

    Now to answer margaret's spam link in order to earn the $70 I'll need to buy one! Looks like I'll make enough in less than an hour!

  • Meh

    I've had my fill of Star Wars stuff for the upcoming years now.

  • Christopher C.

    "Just don't carry the red one unless you want to get smacked by a bus on the way to work."

    Seriously guys? You should have enough sense to know that the whole "Red Shirts Die" thing doesn't happen in TNG. Security Officers in the TNG era wear gold, not red.

    You should know better.

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