So, It's Come To This: The Hashtag Halloween Costume

October 21, 2015

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This is the hashtag Halloween costume. It's a real product you can buy if you're determined to have the shittiest costume at a friend's party. On the plus side, you can wear it again next year with nothing but underwear on underneath and tell everyone you're a sexy fence.

Thanks to MohawkSkull, who went trick-or-treating as the @ symbol last year and has a lot of regret associated with it.

  • MustacheHam

    I do wonder if the costume comes in other symbols like the question mark? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Ser JuJoo Guppy

    The guy on the package looks absolutely thrilled to be modeling that thing, haha

  • Bling Nye

    So, not only can you be a fucking moron with a stupid costume, you can be a fucking moron that paid $24.99 (+tax) for a stupid costume that could be DIY'd for under $5 in less than 20 minutes? Genius.

  • Tyguy

    Jesus. If you're an idiot, and would actually wear this, why not just make it yourself?

  • This is a few felt pieces away from "sexy tic-tac-toe costume".

  • Ollie Williams

    I swear to god if I see someone wearing this, I'm going to punch them in the balls/vagina.

  • Bling Nye

    "HIT POUND FOR MORE OPTIONS"

    (Because # = "pound key" on phones. Goddamn.)

  • WhiteEagle2

    I don't think I would have identified that as a hashtag, were it not for the packaging.

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