These are the realistic chocolate dinosaur teeth fossils made by food artist Sarah Hardy. I am also a food artist, except my medium is SPILLS ON MY SHIRT. This piece here is called I Ate Spaghetti Drunk As Shit Saturday Night. Currently Sarah has two chocolate fossils available: an Ecuadorian milk chocolate t-rex tooth (above), and a 72% dark chocolate Megalodon tooth. Both were cast from actual fossils, hand painted with more chocolate, and cost around $40. As beautiful as they are, that's still a little expensive for something that's just going to melt trying to put up my butt.
Hit the jump for a shot of the Megalodon tooth.