This is the photo allegedly taken by security guard Dave Black after seeing a suspicious animal and getting out of his car on Route 9 in Galloway, New Jersey. He believes it's the Jersey Devil, a cryptid frequently associated with the area. I....really don't know about that. You could probably draw a picture that's more convincing.
"I was just driving past the golf course in Galloway on Route 9 and had to shake my head a few times when I thought I saw a lama," he wrote in his email.
"If that wasn't enough, then it spread out leathery wings and flew off over the golf course."
"Yes, I swear it's not Photoshopped or a staged thing," Black responded when I asked if he was willing to let me use his name and state that the photo he sent was not manipulated in any way. "People have said it's fake, but it's not. I'm honestly just looking for an explanation for what I saw."
When called for further comment about the photo, Dave couldn't be reached, presumably because he was too busy in his garage workshop gluing the legs back on a taxidermy goat.
Thanks to everybody who sent this, who want to believe as much as I do, but it's gonna take a lot more than somebody tossing perfectly good taxidermy into the woods.