Move Over Snuggie: The Laziest Adult Onsie Thing Ever

October 1, 2015

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This is the $50 Dame Gi, a onsie for adults. It has a small face portal for seeing things when you want to, and not seeing things when you don't want to. Plus it has a GIANT unzippable butt flap so you can go to the bathroom without taking it off, even with explosive diarrhea. I mean, that flap is HUGE. If you still manage to get this thing dirty going to the bathroom you'll probably want to go see a doctor because you might have two buttholes.

Keep going for several more shots and a video that highlights its bathroom convenience.

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Thanks to Easy Difficulty, for those times when you don't feel like challenging yourself.

  • WalkOwensWalk

    you mean I can poop and be warm and not have to choose

  • MustacheHam

    Made for people who really hate the cold and love living alone.

  • brodyc

    I call shenanigans. If it doesn't cover the feet, then it's not a proper onesie.

  • DThor

    There is no way that butt flap is practical if the assumption is that you're this lazy and lacking in energy. Way too much work. The Germans would have designed a disposable poop sack off the back with a one pull detach cable and emissions cheating software.

  • dougfunnay

    bring out the gimp

  • TheQiwiMan

    From that bottom picture (pun unintentional), looks like that Asian dude is a NeverNude, nice!

  • palpable ovaltine

    I'm more interested in that crazy ass body pillow he's got.

  • DrZanz

    Ohh the Japanese - This is absolutely not for anything but dodgy sex games.

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