This is a video of a jaguar diving off a river bank to catch a crocodile. Hey Mr. Jaguar, what's for lunch? "Crocodile." I'll pass. "And you're dessert." But I'm not even sweet! Honestly, I've put so much poison in my body eating me would probably kill you. You know how eating pufferfish liver sushi can kill you? I'm like that, but twice as deadly. Just lick my finger. "Disgusting!" Right? I forgot to wash my hands after going to the bathroom and I literally have zero hand-butt coordination. "So...." So my fingers were in there, man.
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