Make Nuka Cola Next: Real Fallout Beer Is Coming

October 26, 2015

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This is the Fallout beer being released November 5th. Bethesda teamed up with Danish brewery Carlsberg to create the beer, which is supposed to have a "refreshing zesty hoppy taste and floral aroma." You can pre-order a 12-pack on Amazon UK for £30 (~$46, or entirely too much to pay for 12 beers), but it looks like it can only be shipped to the UK. So somebody buy one then just send me an empty bottle (with a carefully removed lid -- no dents) for my Fallout collection. DO NOT JUST PUT A NOTE IN IT AND THROW IT IN THE OCEAN, I WILL NEVER GET IT. Next they need to make real Nuka Cola. And not just Nuka Cola, but Nuka Cola QUANTUM. One time I made my own Nuka Cola Quantum and drank it and now my penis glows in the dark which is awesome because I'm saving myself like eighty cents a year in electricity not having to use a nightlight.

Thanks to my buddy/mortal enemy Terry, who I have every intention of stabbing with a broken beer bottle after arguing about the best way to assign your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points in Fallout 4.

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