This is Lobster Roll, a motorcycle customized by leather artist Timothee "Timo" Richard to look like a lobster. It cost $6,000 for Timothee's leather work alone, not including the bike itself. That makes for a pretty expensive lobster. Surprisingly, the bike was commissioned by the owner of a seafood market and not Aquaman like you might have suspected. "I never suspected that." Hey -- no need to lie, your secret's safe with me. "I wasn't lying!" Shhhhhhh, it's okay, now put your head on my chest and listen to my heart beat. "I don't hear anything." Shit, so that was a heart attack. Call an ambulance. Or let me die, it's really your call.
Keep going for a couple more shots, you can watch a video HERE.
Thanks to n0nentity, who wants a seahorse motorcycle because that would be bitchin'.