Sad Topographies is an Instagram account that posts pictures from Google Maps featuring the saddest named places on earth. I feel like I've lived in all of these places. Currently though I feel like I live smack dab between a rock and a red-hot hard place. "Why is it red-hot?" Because it's the devil's boner.
Keep going for a bunch more, although I'd definitely recommend wearing full chain-mail if you have any intention of climbing Bloody Dick Peak without incident.
Thanks to David D, who only wants to visit happy places like Sunshine Island and Butterfly Cove.