These are the My Neighbor Totoro tights available from Hot Topic ($14). I am into them. I love Totoro. And I'm not just saying that because he's the neighbor I've always dreamed of, but he is. The neighbors I have now suck. Literally the only thing good about them is their apartment is closer to the main entrance, so in the event of a break-in I'm hoping they'd get robbed first. I just added these stockings to my Christmas list. Will Santa pack my stocking full of stockings?! "Ho ho ho -- it's coal for you this year." I'm gonna spook your reindeer with a drone, fat man.
Thanks to Brandy, who still wants a pair of soot sprite stockings too. Awesome, so I'm not the only one.