Dear God: What Cookie Monster Looks Like With No Fur

October 21, 2015

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This is Cookie Monster imagined with no fur by Dan Meth. He also previously did Big Bird (pics after the jump). Big Bird just looked like a giant turkey with a drumstick for a head, but Cookie Monster, he looks like a straight-up nightmare. Or a withered ballsack. Which, for the record, is still a nightmare.

Keep going for Big Bird.

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Thanks to Allyson, who agrees furless Oscar The Grouch is just around the corner, probably eating a sandwich out of a trashcan.

  • Leeroy

    Kinda looks like that Kenan dude from Saturday Night Live

  • iofo61

    I would totally eat Big Bird.

  • MustacheHam

    lmao they used a chicken thigh for Big Bird's head.

  • Billy Rocka

    Know who I imagine Oscar the Grouch to look like?
    Like the crazy old man in Afghanistan that hasn't showered or bathed in over 60 years and routinely smokes poop is who (whom? Hmm... Damn purple nugs)...

  • Billy Rocka

    So cookies do to cookie monster as meth does to tweakers?

    (Meth was/is not to be confused with Dan Meth)

  • Nahhhh, I think it might be, actually...

  • X_Retch

    I have the weirdest boner.

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