Candy Corn, Seriously?!: US Map Of Each State's Favorite Halloween Candy

October 23, 2015


Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to lick it and try to taste the rainbow.

This is the U.S. Map Of Each State's Favorite Halloween Candy created by Influenster after polling some 40,000 people living in all 50 states. As you can see, people in South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Oregon and Wyoming have clearly lost their minds by naming candy corn as their favorite candy. Perhaps even more troubling is the fact that my home state of West Virginia thinks OREOs are candy. They're sandwiches.

Thanks to my buddy Michael K, whose favorite Halloween candy are those mini-boxes of Sun-Maid raisins. Just kidding, nobody likes those and if you hand them out you are a jerk.

  • RedBearded T

    Back off the candy corn fuckers. It's all mine.

    And the 3 Musketeers.

  • MustacheHam

    I'm not much of a fan of Reese's pieces (too oily) in VA. I'm kind of bummed not to see sixlets on the map. :\

  • Xockszky

    I like candy corn, but in small doses. Very small doses, like one or two a year. When you eat too many, your mouth feels like you just drank a candle.

  • TheOtakuX

    It's a map of America, but it shows Nestle Kit-Kats. Those aren't widely available in the US (you can get them in import stores, though). American Kit-Kats are from Hershey.

  • Munihausen

    Candy Corn is great; Airheads are pretty awful; Lifesavers are ok but not something I associate with Halloween. Everything else yes, please.

  • Flat Spotting

    What kind of fucking freak loves Candy Corn, that shit is disgusting

  • GeneralDisorder

    So far every other "map of each state's favorite..." have all been arbitrary bullshit so it's a safe bet this is also arbitrary bullshit. Also Swedish Fish for Pennsylvania? Come on! Hershey comes from PA. Should literally be Hershey anything.

    Personal favorite candy... Reese Peanut Butter Cup. I could eat them all day every day until I shit blood and probably go back for more.

  • dougfunnay

    these would be slightly fun if there was even a modicum of truth to them

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    Candy corn is an abomination.

  • cabbo

    Add your own Lynchian Hum.

  • iofo61

    Candy corn? That's not even trying. Just give up on life, if that's the best you can do. Fucking candy corn.

  • NES__still_the_best

    At last, this dumbshit state I'm living in finally gives a respectable answer for one of these "each state's top/favorite ______" polls.

    Reese's pieces, shit yeah!

  • Gene Kaufman

    Indiana or Virginia?

  • NES__still_the_best


  • Ollie Williams

    Candy corn is fucking disgusting.

  • jrose

    As a Californian, I am perplexed by Life Savers being our top Halloween candy. Apparently only grandmothers trick or treat here now.

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