This is a video of three sumo wrestlers running a foot race. They're surprisingly fast. Thankfully, none of them fell and caused an earthquake. Although contestant number one does almost lose his mawashi (loincloth) at the finish line. Contestant three was smart enough to wear shorts. Contestants four through ten were smart enough to not show up at all and focus on cheeseburgers.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Dunc, who was more than disappointed to discover there wasn't a mountain of hotdogs waiting at the finish line.