This is a video news report from Perth, Australia of a man driving a stolen SUV into the ocean after a two hour police chase through nearby roads and sand dunes. The chase ends immediately after, with two police officers wading out to the vehicle to arrest him. No word if he will be fed to sharks. "Why would they feed him to sharks?" I don't know, I just imagine everything is more terrifying in Australia.
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Thanks to Christian, who would have jumped out of that car, swam to the bottom of the ocean, and made love to a mermaid until the cops gave up their pursuit.