Alfred -- My Slippers, Please: 1989 Batman Batmobile House Slippers

October 9, 2015


These are the Batmobile slippers available from ThinkGeek ($50). They were designed to look like the Tim Burton Batmobile from the 1989 movie and come in small, medium and DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME BOATS. Personally, I wear a size 11 or 12 depending on the brand. I have big feet. *looking down* I also have disgusting toenails. I should probably not be wearing flip-flops. Especially considering my company doesn't believe in casual Fridays and this is the third time I've been written up for wearing swim trunks and a tank top. What, like nobody's ever seen the side of a hairy titty before?

Keep going for one more shot in case you found those legs distracting.


Thanks to Cam, who's holding out for some Wonder Woman invisible jet slippers. Wait -- are you not wearing some right now?!

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