22-year old Andrew of Austintown, Ohio smoked a lot of weed and got uncomfortably high. So what did he do? What anybody who's ever gotten too high would, laid in a hot shower and reevaluated their life. Just kidding, he called 911.
When officers arrived, they were directed to an upstairs bedroom by the caller's grandfather. As they got upstairs they could hear "groaning from a room at the end of the hall." When they opened the door, they found the 22-year-old laying on the floor in a fetal position, surrounded by "a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."
Upon seeing the officer, the man told him that he was "too high and could not feel his hands" and that he had "smoked too much weed." He also told the officer that some of the marijuana was still his car, gave him the car keys and told him he could take it all.
Inside the car, the police found a glass pipe that had marijuana residue on it, two packs of rolling papers, the remnants of two marijuana cigarettes and a glass jar filled with marijuana.
The man, whose name has not been released, refused medical attention.
Charges of possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia are pending.
"A plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies." Jesus, it sounds like he had everything he needed to weather the stoned storm. Don't think, just keep eating. Eventually you will pass out. Have you ever been so high you called the cops on yourself? Andrew has! Congratulations, Andrew, you got higher than I ever thought possible.
Keep going for a video news report, which includes the actual 911 call.
Thanks to Jeffe, who wants to get so high he calls all his old grade school teachers and tells them he loves them and their support and knowledge meant a lot growing up. Wait, what?