This is the PowerPoint presentation Redditor michaelsiemsen's son made to convince his parents to let him buy Grand Theft Auto V. Did It work? Not on me it didn't. I read the whole thing and decided he's better off with Minecraft. "But--" TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, SON.
Keep going for the whole presentation. The last three slides are three different endings to the presentation. The first if they say yes, the second if they say they need to think about it, and the last if they say no.
Thanks to Tron Guy, but probably not THE Tron Guy.