NOTE: Larger version HERE in case you own one of those home telephones with the giant number buttons.
This is an infographic created by NASA showing some things that will happen to astronaut Scott Kelly during his year aboard the International Space Station. My favorite: "Astronaut Scott Kelly will produce about 180 pounds of feces that will burn up in the atmosphere and look like shootings stars." That's right folks -- all those wishes you made never come true because you were really wishing on somebody's flaming shitpile.
Thanks to Marcus O, who agrees anybody's feces can look like a shooting star if you eat enough hot sauce.