This is a video of Kurt Steiner setting the world record for stone skipping, managing to skip a rock 88 times on a lake in Pennsylvania's Allegheny National Forest. That is impressive. I think my personal best is maybe 8 or 10, but I have the hand-eye coordination of a newborn. Peeing standing up is almost always a disasater. Everybody needs a hobby, and drinking beer and throwing rocks in a lake doesn't sound all that bad. Meet me by the lake near the railroad tracks after work? I have a body I need to get rid of. "What?!" I said let's go skip stones.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Marcus O, who used to skip school to go skip stones by the lake. Heck yeah, DOUBLE SKIPPAGE.